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– The world’s first beer made from vaginal bacteria is going on sale
– “Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice…”
Bottled Instinct, a beer made from lactic acid bacteria from the vagina
You like beer and vaginas? Well, now you have a chance to mix these both together. The Order of Yoni is the first brewing company that literally produces beer from vaginas.
The company has already presented Bottled Instinct, a beer made from lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of hot Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.
Thus any man would be able to smell, taste and enjoy woman’s “allure, grace, glamour and instincts”.
The product description reads: “Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion. Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice.
Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.
Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.”
But how exactly they are planning to create this extraordinary beer? The experimenters would use a gynaelogical stick to take bacteria from Ms Brendlova’s vagina which will be isolated, cleaned and multiplied.
That bacteria is then used in a culture starter kit, and is combined with water, malt, hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create the beer.
Czech model, Alexandra Brendlova.
Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company, said: “We were looking for an inspiration, a model who is both beautiful, charming girl and intelligent, eloquent woman. I really appreciate her way of speaking, and I find her body language, the way she walks, very sexual.”
Moreover, the Order of Yoni’s plans to expand their production into BDSM ale and diversify their range of beers with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a woman with brown, blonde and red hair.
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