Somali Air – hilarious

If you can’t understand the accent please find below the script

This is your captain Harid Harid Mohammed Mohammed welcoming both the seated and standing passengers on board of Somali Air.

We apologize for the four days delay in taking off. It was because I had to put overtime in ……………..depot

This is flight 717 to Mogadishu Airport. Landing there is not guaranteed at all but we will end up somewhere in Somalia and if luck is in our favor we might even land in your village.It is with this I announce that starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines become too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can turn them off in order to make sure that your are feeling most comfortable.

We regret you inform you that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However for our movie….., we will be flying next to Kenyan Airways where there is movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and fasten your seat belt. For those of you who can’t find seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat and for those of you who can’t find a seat, don’t hesitate to get in touch with the stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

Thank you for all choosing Somali Air to fly for the first and last time.

I wish you a nice flight with Somali Air.

Regards,

Captain

Passenger aboard plane: ‘Captain letayo mira ‘