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Saturday, 18 June 2016
The only functional gift worth bringing to a baby shower
You don’t have time to figure this out. Keep washing hard and plan the baby shower. Keep washing. Keep planning.
Three weeks later, you have it figured out. You forgot to change the size of his diapers. It did not matter that it fit him perfectly, there was no space left between his bum and the diaper padding for the waste to collect.
All there was was a thin space that made the waste spread and leak. Sleep depravity and being tired has you forgetting basic child care tips. But no one guided you when he was still in the womb!
But one night, during the second kilometer of walking around pacifying the baby to sleep, you saw that advert that would fix everything. That would allow you the space to breathe and maybe put on some make up, or pretty clothes, or even just peace of mind.
Facebook: #Cleanlinessgoals…loving this product. Makes being a new mom so simple. Got time to get glammed up ladies
WhatsApp group: Y’all, see how cute my munchkin is these pics. Can’t wait for u guys to meet him. Don’t you just love his clothers? All thanks to >>>(photo)
Twitter: @MichelleObama @MargaretKenyatta Have you tried this? Epic discovery! Forget all the others… #Cleanlinessisnextogodliness
Fast forward to baby shower…
Ladies troop in to your home, gifts in hand and you can’t wait to set your eyes on each of them…
Bless their hearts these sweet ladies, they brought it…no more bending over buckets for hours, no more negotitating with your terrorist of a husband to sit with his son while you worked, no more one hour naps with an awake baby after working…