Yesterday 25262
– An Embu woman showed up to Reverend Natasha’s church carrying a snake yesterday, Sunday, July 17
– The incident began when the woman began shaking violently as she headed up to the pulpit clutching her bag when congregants were being called for special needs prayers
– The snake, covered in blood, slithered out of the bag and moved to the pulpit
– As it was being killed, it was reported that it began changing into the various life stages of a butterfly
Because God is not enough, some woman somewhere in Embu decided that she should probably present him with a helper – in the form of a snake.
As if dealing with the devil is not snake enough!
You are probably a Sunday Christian and this is the one time you want to put on a religious act to get it right with God.
So you prepare yourself and depart for morning service, making sure to sit in the middle- not front where you will be labelled a ‘holy joe’ or at the back where you will be labeled a ‘here but not here congregant’. The middle.
It helps that your pastor, Reverend Natasha, has been labelled the hottest pastor in Kenya so you are assured of something interesting during the service.
Pastor Lucy Natasha of Prophetic Latter Glory Ministries International. Photo-Citizen TV.
And then it happens. During the special needs prayer, and because you generally don’t consider yourself special needs, you stand there watching as others troop to the pulpit to get their dose of healing.
You are the watchful eye on behalf of God, monitoring the crowd for those fakers who put on a religious show during prayers.
And you notice this one woman shaking uncontrollably to the point of violence- heading down the pulpit with her bag clutched at her side.
Did it just move?
This was the case at Rev, Natasha’s church when 1,500 faithful scampered to safety when she pointed at the woman with the bag, proclaiming she was the devil’s agent.
Upon interrogation, it was found that she had a large black and white snake in her bag as well as other witchcraft paraphernalia.
Dare imagine if you will but the woman said that the snake in her bag had sent her to destroy the prayer meeting.
The snake slithered out of the black polythene it was and onto the floor and moved to the pulpit, leaving behind a trail of blood.
It was reported that a few brave souls caught it and burnt it with petrol.
“When we tried to kill the snake, it started transforming into many creatures. At one moment it looked like a caterpillar, then it swelled up to take the shape of a butterfly. It is sad that people are still practicing witchcraft in this age,”claimed the reverend as quoted in Nairobi News.
It took a team of faithful pastors to pray for the said woman.
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